Hmm. . .what do I say in which I want all the world to know? I say that Illyria welcomes you all because time stops here or should I really say that time doesn't matter. Time is something that humans create to explain. . .why must we explain things? In Illyria there is no need to explain things, so if you wish to come to a place in which we need not explain the nature of why the trees grow or why the air smells sweet on a warm summer day. Or why the sun heats the earth like a stove on simmer. Then welcome to Illyria, I hope you enjoy your stay.
Aw, Marge saved all this stuff from when we were going out.
Fake business card I made to impress her.
T-shirt from our first rock concert.
Meaux's Tavern grand opening. That was back when his floors were sticky with promise.